I'll take one of each Mr. Bartender Man

August 11, 2011

Joke: 12 Inch Pianist

This is my buddy Cherns 'go to' joke. It's told mostly around a group of parents and they laugh every time. Obviously tell it while drinking.
There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks the bartender what that's all about and the bartender said he'll explain later.

So he asks the bartender for a drink and the he says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK!' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. All of a sudden a million ducks fall from the sky.

He tells the bartender,
'What the fuck? I didn't want a million ducks.'

The bartender replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

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