I'll take one of each Mr. Bartender Man

August 11, 2011


Pussyitis: A condition not so common in real men where they whine and bitch about drinking because A) they're too hungover B) they have class or work the next day C) they don't 'do' shots D) they don't know how to funnel/ chug. If this problem occurs to one of your friends immediately put the back of your hand on their forehead, as if you were feeling if they had a fever, and diagnose them with Pussyitis. Hand them a tampon, if, for some reason you have one readily available, and rant about their "time of month" until they resume the manly drinking activities listed above.

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