I'll take one of each Mr. Bartender Man

September 24, 2011

Halloween Idea

Since Halloween is right around the corner and if you are reading this blog, according to the majority of shitty society, you are too old to go out "trick or treating"; here is an alternative.

"I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater but what was in front of our open door was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said  Please knock. So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our costumes and tell us we were such cute trick or treaters! One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house."

Do this, of course, while drunk.

Beer Baseball

What's better than sex, chicken-fried steak and playoff football? Unfortunately, nothing. This drinking game is a close second though. Beer Baseball mixes two great pre-drinking sports in Beer Pong and flip cup, adds an element of strategy and 100% guarantees drunken annhialation.

September 21, 2011

Damn Girl

Wait, what? How did my balls get in your underwear?