I'll take one of each Mr. Bartender Man

September 24, 2011

Halloween Idea

Since Halloween is right around the corner and if you are reading this blog, according to the majority of shitty society, you are too old to go out "trick or treating"; here is an alternative.

"I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater but what was in front of our open door was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said  Please knock. So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our costumes and tell us we were such cute trick or treaters! One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house."

Do this, of course, while drunk.

Beer Baseball

What's better than sex, chicken-fried steak and playoff football? Unfortunately, nothing. This drinking game is a close second though. Beer Baseball mixes two great pre-drinking sports in Beer Pong and flip cup, adds an element of strategy and 100% guarantees drunken annhialation.

September 21, 2011

Damn Girl

Wait, what? How did my balls get in your underwear?

September 08, 2011


I punched this octopus so hard after I heard he called me out. It didn't go so well, he won. My finger bones and knuckles are broken.

Outrageous Fan

The first time you watch this it will catch you by surprise. The second to tenth time you watch this you may want to skip to 12 seconds and watch this over and over and over again.

College Freshman Memes

Here's a little Cool-lege humor to celebrate Frosh Week coming to a close and the beginning of another semester of school.

College Freshman
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September 04, 2011

Drinking Term

Beeriod: the cranky irritable feeling you get waiting for your next time to drink beer.

September 02, 2011

Push to Crumble

Suing Kraft for fraud. The truth is that this is lies!

Greasy Sex Terms A-Z

- A -
Alaskan Pipeline - When you take a piece of shit, freeze it and stick it up someone else's ass like a frozen shit butt plug.

Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in time only to finish all over her teddy bear.

Anal Ropeburn - When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.


Nelson says it best.

Illegal Move

He pulled a below the belt Mike Tyson. 

The Truth Can Hurt

Sneaky Bitch

Epic Meal Time: Bacon Bacon Truck!

Only 1 complaint, the bacon is not crispy enough.

September 01, 2011

August 30, 2011

Drinking Game: Century Club

We just had our 100th post! If you are reading this stop whatever it is you are doing and slam a beer or do a shot! Cheers everyone!

In respect to the 100th post it is time to explain an easy little drinking game called the Century Club. Do you want to successfully join this exclusive drinking club where thousands of people have failed? It's simple, but it sure ain't easy! DO 100 SHOTS OF BEER IN 100 MINUTES. Since a bottle of beer has about 12 ounces, it's only about 8.3333333 beers in 1 hour and 40 minutes. "A fast clip, but more than doable" you're thinking to yourself. Well man/woman up and get a group of people to do it, see how long you can last, who pukes first or who makes it till the end. How awesome would it be to say that you are a member of the CENTURY CLUB!

If you complete the Century Club successfully, print this honorable badge out and wear it around proudly looking down on everyone else who is not a member of the exclusive club. Be smug about it, they should know that you're better than them.

*Full disclosure, CM has puked (mostly beer foam a.k.a. "head" so pour them good) like a withdrawing heroin fiend every time he's attempted Century Club.

Good luck and drink up!

August 29, 2011


How to check whether your son is gay or not at an early age.

The Same 4 Chords

Fack off!

Cool Jesus

Who in the hell would want an ark?

Beer Pong Slam Dunks

You must also yell "I WON A MATH'S DEBATE!"

Huge Hit


Now that's some literal shit right there.


I am Ronald McDonald, and I approve of this message.

August 27, 2011

Goalie Survives


That guy is definitely a child molester.

Big Mouth Man

Prank: Dick Knob

Here's a decent, slightly homosexual, prank that may take a little planning. If pulled off successfully, endless bragging rights are awarded and endless chirping commences as soon as your pal touches your bird.

Best Fails of 2011

August 26, 2011

Blink-182 - Up All Night (Official Music Video)

Been waiting a looooooong ass time for this! One of my favorite bands of all time finally has a new CD coming out on September 27th. This is the first official music video for the first release off their new album titled "Neighborhoods".

Datsyukian Magic

Caution! Partial Male Nudity as Datsyuk undresses Niemi.

Many more sick shootout dangles to come.

Kid Selling Beer

This is my kind of bar! Solely because of the price.

World's Strongest Beers

The World’s Strongest Beers
Of all the most amazing things ever invented, beer is most definitely in our Top 3 (along with women and sports).  While we’ve dabbled in beers that have hovered around 10% alcohol by volume, those brews are like sipping O’Doul’s compared the world’s strongest beers:  

Gold at the End of the Rainbow

It's a puzzle, the "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow is actually BEER! Same colour.

The New Planking

No, it's not coning.

Chris Farley

I Seen A Leprechaun

You know what lady? You, actually said something relatively intelligent. I agree, it "cud hav b'n a crack heead dat got ahold of da rong stuff". Also, I think your whole town is on crack and everyone is smoking the wrong stuff. Stick to booze!
"I w'nna no wher da gold at."
"Who els seen da leprkan say yeah; YAAAA!"
"Dis her is a special leprkan flute."
P.S. -  The amateur sketch couldn't be more accurate.

3 Slams, 1 Game