I'll take one of each Mr. Bartender Man

September 24, 2011

Halloween Idea

Since Halloween is right around the corner and if you are reading this blog, according to the majority of shitty society, you are too old to go out "trick or treating"; here is an alternative.

"I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater but what was in front of our open door was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said  Please knock. So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our costumes and tell us we were such cute trick or treaters! One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house."

Do this, of course, while drunk.

Beer Baseball

What's better than sex, chicken-fried steak and playoff football? Unfortunately, nothing. This drinking game is a close second though. Beer Baseball mixes two great pre-drinking sports in Beer Pong and flip cup, adds an element of strategy and 100% guarantees drunken annhialation.

September 21, 2011

Damn Girl

Wait, what? How did my balls get in your underwear?

September 08, 2011


I punched this octopus so hard after I heard he called me out. It didn't go so well, he won. My finger bones and knuckles are broken.

Outrageous Fan

The first time you watch this it will catch you by surprise. The second to tenth time you watch this you may want to skip to 12 seconds and watch this over and over and over again.

College Freshman Memes

Here's a little Cool-lege humor to celebrate Frosh Week coming to a close and the beginning of another semester of school.

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September 04, 2011

Drinking Term

Beeriod: the cranky irritable feeling you get waiting for your next time to drink beer.

September 02, 2011

Push to Crumble

Suing Kraft for fraud. The truth is that this is lies!

Greasy Sex Terms A-Z

- A -
Alaskan Pipeline - When you take a piece of shit, freeze it and stick it up someone else's ass like a frozen shit butt plug.

Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in time only to finish all over her teddy bear.

Anal Ropeburn - When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.


Nelson says it best.

Illegal Move

He pulled a below the belt Mike Tyson. 

The Truth Can Hurt

Sneaky Bitch

Epic Meal Time: Bacon Bacon Truck!

Only 1 complaint, the bacon is not crispy enough.

September 01, 2011